~ Things I pondered about at the game.~
~ Dancers - Cheerleaders and clothing?
Why is it that Pro dancers and cheerleaders believe that they don't need to wear clothing? Some of their outfits made ME blush and if you know me at all, you know that's hard to do. They had Jr. Blazer dancers that were sweet little innocent girls following these dancers around. Man that's what you want your little girl to grow up to be isn't it??? Don't get me wrong, I love to dance but their outfits and dances are getting pretty dang questionable.
I picked the most modest I could find.
~Players and their manners
So as the game went on I sort of started figuring out that it was really only one who person who made me mad. When the players get called on by the coach to go into the game. They run to center court to check in. Following them are the ball boys. When they run over, they strip off their clothing in a hurry knowing dang well some nice boy is standing behind them waiting to take their clothes as they run into the game. J Bayless actually walked up , took off his clothes and threw them on the floor at the ballboys feet when he could have thrown them right into his hands. Every other player had the common courtesy to do that - just not him. Travis Outlaw and Brandon Roy proved to be the most considerate in my opinion.
~ Are they paying the so-called "coach" that's sitting next to me?
Admit it...you know who they are, they're the ones slopping beer all over your shoes and yelling at the coaches and players for doing the wrong thing. Like they know what's best. I mean come on! You would think that they'd realize their seat said row 6 (which means they don't want your opinion because you're sitting too far back.
~Beer in plastic cups without lids?
Okay so this has to be one of the biggest peeves I have. Beer makes you act stupid once you've had too many and let's get real here, there are a lot of people there having way too many (and some who I'm sure drink sensibly). So let's give all the people who can't walk open cups of beer. That sounds like a good idea.
~Middle Row Tards
There should be a written etiquette about having a seat in the middle of a row and only being able to come in and out once - and if you're late to the game that's your one chance. We had people come in late to the game (stand up once) left at half time for who knows what (stand up twice) come back from snack time (stand up three times) leave for a pee in the 3rd quarter (stand up a fourth time) and come back (stood up for the fifth and final time). I guarantee I wasn't standing up again for those people again. And...to top it off, those stats were just for that one couple. Just imagine.
and last but not least
~ How do all the drunk people drive home?
It's always scary to me when Rich and I go to public events like these. We feel like staying an hour longer and letting them all go first or bee lining in out of there to be ahead of them.
Pictures soon to follow.
Admit it...you know who they are, they're the ones slopping beer all over your shoes and yelling at the coaches and players for doing the wrong thing. Like they know what's best. I mean come on! You would think that they'd realize their seat said row 6 (which means they don't want your opinion because you're sitting too far back.
~Beer in plastic cups without lids?
Okay so this has to be one of the biggest peeves I have. Beer makes you act stupid once you've had too many and let's get real here, there are a lot of people there having way too many (and some who I'm sure drink sensibly). So let's give all the people who can't walk open cups of beer. That sounds like a good idea.
~Middle Row Tards
There should be a written etiquette about having a seat in the middle of a row and only being able to come in and out once - and if you're late to the game that's your one chance. We had people come in late to the game (stand up once) left at half time for who knows what (stand up twice) come back from snack time (stand up three times) leave for a pee in the 3rd quarter (stand up a fourth time) and come back (stood up for the fifth and final time). I guarantee I wasn't standing up again for those people again. And...to top it off, those stats were just for that one couple. Just imagine.
and last but not least
~ How do all the drunk people drive home?
It's always scary to me when Rich and I go to public events like these. We feel like staying an hour longer and letting them all go first or bee lining in out of there to be ahead of them.
Pictures soon to follow.
3 comments:
For a second there I thought I was reading a post from Lachelle! You funny!
Ha ha! I agree with Mallory! Totally sounds like something I would write! But seriously, why don't they put lids on beer? Someone should patent that idea...
Glad you two got away for a night. How fun. I have to laugh because this is our life..."going to athletic events". I can barely watch the game, because I am always watching people or trying to find another seat. We usually end up by the "yeller feller"...they always seem to know so much about the game....right? I think they are someone that could never really make the team or they didn't ever get picked to play so they are making up for it somehow buy yelling their opinion of the team or coach. So annoying. Kathy
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